Originally by: Anita Wu Tang

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Edited by: Anita Wu Tang on 26/06/2011 23:34:52
I've read a ton of threads regarding how much Incarna "sucks". I personally love it! yeah so what, they gave us a captains quarters that has nothing fun, you cant even lay on the bed. be happy they gave us anything at all. plus for years players have been crying about being able to walk around on the station, even friends that don't play say,"you cant walk around in the station. lame. why do you even play that?" I'm ready for eve online to change.

Things you will still have that your so happy to keep the same.

1. Still have space flight

2. Still have your overpriced market run by people that have played far longer then you have.

3. Still be waiting months to finish skills

4. Still wait 30 seconds to get into your new ship

5. Still be able to blow people up that have no reason to be blown up

6. Still be able to control the market in Null because you want to become the next tycoon

7. Still be able to run missions with "friends" that don't high five other then /me

8. Still mine the same asteroid belt for hours to make enough to pay your alliance fees so your greedy CEO's can high five each other since you just paid for their PLEX.

Cool things you will soon be able to cry about and things that are awesome your currently crying about.

1. Captains quarters (currently being cried about)

2. Some random team of ps3 players taking over your PI, with a smile.

3. Being able to walk around in station giving everyone high fives

4. Instead of sitting in a hanger for hours spinning your camera around really fast trying to nit pick the video glitches because OH GOD! its CCP's fault you havent updated your computer since 2002 and your GPU's shader can't support the new content. you will now be able to high five people while getting drunk and wasting your time spinning that camera at an online bar.

5. (not sure if this will be in the game but someone i talked to said it might) Possibilities of dust players having planetary doomsday devices blowing the hell out of your POSS (Piece of S*** Station) because your unwilling to accept change in an eve online universe when you were so content with the "Butterfly Effect Sandbox". while not giving high fives to friends at the station you were just blown up in.

6. Firing an orbital barrage of what ever weapon you chose to obliterate those measly ps3 players from your amazing spaceship you took the time to fit out. only to return back to station to relieve your friends with a high five, two thumbs up and a "yeah i just did that" face.

7. Finally coming around to see that CCP did all this for you! Only to ask in return that you spend 15 bucks a month to have fun on a game they didn't have to put out on the market for you to enjoy, you crazy sci-fi fanatics. (/me high fives CCP)

8. Still be able to cry about why Incarna "SUCKS!!" while you sit in an ergonomic chair content with staring at a rock, or literally doing the same mission with a different name over and over again, just to argue that, that is SOOOOOOOO!!! much more appealing then walking around in a station with amazing graphics, or fighting off people on a planet surface.

So a personal shout out to CCP! KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK!!! This is going to be SICK AND AMAZINGLY BRILLIANT!

Sometimes you need to lose, in order to gain. Who cares! It's a great game! You know it! Other people know it! There for, more people will know it!

To those who are quitting your subs.

Thank You!!! I'll be ahead of you in the 6 months it takes for you to realize this game has more potential then you thought it to have, and now I'm the one occupying your planets resources "loling manically" over the cash i just raked in when you logged off to changing your panties, because yes kids! CHANGE IS SCARY! (think of the pirate as a ninja.)

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